Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Dear Santa

I know this wish may a bit expensive but you have elves that can make it... For Christmas I would like a Mac lap top that would be great it would be perfect for home work in my room and that way I would be able to do my home work in peace(and I would get lots more done).

If your elves can not make all the little stuff I could sent some money so they could buy them and your elves could put it all together. If there is anything else that you need just write back.

Yours Truly:

Penutbutter Jelly Boy

(AKA Brody)

Monday, November 29, 2010

I Want

Dear parents, "I know that you may not be up too this but for Christmas I would like a Mac laptop, but if you don`t get me one the manufacturer will have too take it back and Past Shop would not make any money from it and dads favorite store could close down and I know that dad would not like that." Sincerely Your Son.

Dear Son, "This is a big company and we are pretty sure that they would not lose too much money from one little laptop."("Your father would know"). Sincerely Your Parents.

Dear Parents, "It would be out of the way and not left on the counter all day and I would take care of it. Like when it breaks down I would take it in for repair." Sincerely Your responsible Son.

Dear Son, "So just saying if we did get it and it was always out of the way and it did break down, who would pay for the repair?" Sincerely Your Parents


Dear Parents, "If it is money you are worried about I am willing to save up and we could do half's maybe I pay two thirds and you one maybe." Sincerely Your financial Son

Dear son, "No it is not money (well maybe a little) but that is beside the point you just don`t need one." Sincerely Your Parents

Dear Parents, "But it would be like the computer I never had." Sincerely Your Computer less Son

Dear Son, "You already have a computer up stairs." Sincerely Your Parents

Dear Parents, "Yes we do but the whole family shares that computer and it takes hours just to load the Hooble search page." Sincerely Your impatient Son

Dear Son, "Yes we know but the rest o your family is patient." Sincerely Your Parents
P.S. "It only takes one minute and forty five seconds"
P.S.S. "Go look on your desk"

Dear Parents, "YES!!!" "I love you guys thanks so much just what I wanted a Mac."



Saturday, November 13, 2010

My 90th Street Story

My 90th street street story all began and a rainy morning when I was trying to write an essay for English but I could not think of anything to write about. Until I saw a cop chase on TV and started to write about that until I had no more to write, so I decided to go down to the cop shop and talk to a cop about the average day/life of a cop. I walked to the cop station and went to the front desk and asked the lady if there were any officers I could talk to. She asked me why and I explained to her about my essay and how i had no idea of what to write about and how I saw the cop chase on TV and decided that I wanted to talk to a cop. So she paged me into one of the head policemen there, and as I said thanks and headed for chief Wallie Wobbles room and the Secretary said to me "Make sure that you always watch the whole TV screen and not just the action."I thanked her and went on my way. I got to chief Wallie`s office and knocked a very high pitched voice said "come in." I opened the door and saw a huge pile of empty donut boxes and an even bigger pile of full ones. Chief Wallie pushed five empty donut boxes onto the floor and gestured for me to sit down in the chair in front of his desk. We had a great chat I asked him all my questions and I was wiping my mouth with a napkin as I got to the door I threw away my napkin and said "thanks" and as I opened the door he said to me "There are words everywhere, especially in donuts."I closed the door behind me and thought, "that's the second piece of advice today." I was walking down the street on my way home and I spotted a homeless man on the side of the road pushing a cart. So I walked over to him and said "hi" and he said "hi how are you?" I said "not bad but I am having a problem with my English essay." He asked me if he could borrow some money for some food so I gave him five bucks and as I walked away he said to me "make your story exciting." "I see allot of exiting things out on the streets." That's the third piece of advice today I thought. I waved good bye and started walking again. I was almost home now I turned the corner took a few more steps and walked up my front steps. My parents yelled hello and I said hi I walked into the living room and saw dad with the Sunday news he asked where I had been so I told him everything and he said "OK" and I was about to go to my room to try to write this story right when my dad said "always say what if ? in your story." I said "great thanks" and went to write my master piece.

First Day Of Snow

The first snow fell this morning Saturday Nov 13th. I woke up around nine thirty and got up and started my daily routine. I got some mini wheat's from the pantry and as I turned around a I saw a small glimpse of some thing white on the lawn in my front yard, so I walked over to the window happy to see a little bit of snow on the ground. It was a little bit but it was still snow all the same. I had been looking outside every morning but no snow so it was awesome to see some snow on the ground this morning.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

My Dirt Bike

My dirt bike is the best it is a 125 cc with four gears. It is red with some stickers on it I love to race with it against my moms boyfriend on his dirt bike he usually wins because he has a 450 cc bike but it is still fun. I also got too fix it up because one of my freinds crashed it into a tree and a rock he dented the rim of the tire and bent the handle bars beond repaire so I took off the handle bars and replaced them with nice slitly used Renthal handle bars and I just hamered out the dent in the rim, Then my mom crashed it into the tramponien and bent the foot brake so I had too fix that too and then I left for home the next day.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Easter (Brown Bag Post #3)


The adrenalin and fear run through me as I race down the big hill with my opponent neck to neck with me (my brother) with the last chocolate egg its all or nothing. We were both almost there.... there was about five strides and counting by now we had both picked up so much speed by now that nether of us knew how we were going to stop but that didn`t matter all it mattered about was who got the last egg. I was about three strides from that egg about one half of a stride ahead of my brother and that's where it all went wrong. I was to busy looking at the egg that I haden`t seen the little stump that was just barley sticking out of the ground Well I`m sure that you can guess what happened then yep that`s right it was all dirt, rocks and, sky. Yep I went down in flames oh boy what a crash. I kept on rolling right past the egg I looked at the egg as I went barreling by and watched my brother pick it up. Later after I climbed back up the hill I watched my brother show the last egg off in front of all our cousins I walked in the door and everybody looked at me and kind of joked around and aid things like "Brody this is Easter diner you should be dressed nicer shheesh" and "Nice fall long legs."

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Light/dark/VAPIRES AHHH NOOO (Brown Bag Post#2)


Light its all around us the sun, light bulbs, big ideas. Lighting the way for all of us we would be nowhere we would be lost we would be forever in the dark we would the unthinkable...... VAMPIRES AHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO big huge teeth holes in necks tons of blood dripping nonstop no-one ages everyone looks the same no changes in life style.... But then the light goes on and the whole world lights up the VAMPIRES disappear and normal people are reborn and the world seemed like it started to move and the sun came around ahhh the glorious sun mmmm nice and warm. Its good to have the light of the sun back... Hello Mr.Sun:)

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Loki & Nala (cotton balls)

Loki & Nala are my two kittens that my family got about two weeks ago. and now we have got a cool cat post for them that they were kinda scared of at the beginning but love now. the reason that we got these two kittens is because our dog Kera past away about a month ago and we just needed something to pet and love and make us feel comfortable, make us feel at home. they are also a little fluffy and that is why I thought of them when I heard the word cotton balls and fluffy.