10 words story

I was a PUNY boy and every one always teased me about it and I would also FLOP around alot in class. But on day my freinds were BAMBOOZLED when I came to school one day and saw that I was now BOMBASTICER than them. I started the day eith pounding on all the little PUNY bullies that had bullied me and that got most of the anger out then all the girls came up to me and asked if I could be thier "body guard" from the bullies and I said yes. At lunch I was eating with my PRONG and the food tasted SCREWY then I felt a weird feeling, as all the other guys were BUFFOONERYING around in the back corner I felt WOOZY so I DUBED my tummy and I felt a little DULL.

My Historic Landmark

I will some day be very famous for my Historic Landmark I will some day make the hugest rubber band ball and I will place it in Edmonton AB and it will be the biggest tourist attraction in the world and every one will come from all over the world to see it. Yes it will take a while but I will also invent the biggest robot to help me build the ball and it will be my servent and we will build lots of huge Historic Landmarks like we build the biggest dirtbike and jump and it will go the fastest and we will call it the Monster Bike and we will invent a whole new sport instead of monster turcks there will be monster bikes

Dear Santa #2

Dear Santa all I want for Christmas is a laptop preferably a Mac if you don`t mind it just seems better than a PC it is faster, it looks better, more people have them, and they just seem more dependable, that would be the best present ever. It would be great for my room with homework I would take care of it and keep it in good shape and if it ever broke down I would take care of the repairs.
If you don`t think that I am responsible enough to have one, that is okay if you do not bring one maybe I can prov it to you over the year and maybe you will change your mind.

sincerely Peanut butter Jelly Boy.
(Brody L)

Creek Jump

I am cheered on by roaring fans as I attempt to jump the "No Mans Creek" jump. I am starting to rethink this idea but it is too late. I simply can't chicken out now. I have to do this even if I don't make it, I will at least have tried. I am pumped and I finally feel ready so I hit the gas and leave in a flash. I have to be at precisely 75 kilometers per hour in order to make the jump but as I almost reach the ramp I realize that I am not going to have enough speed to make it so I engaged the nitrous and reached 74.7 kilometers per hour. The second I left the jump it felt like time just slowed down, I felt like I was flying. I let go of the handle bars to spread my arms out as I was flying. I looked around me and I see roaring fans all cheering in slow motion and clapping. I look directly down and see the river flowing ever so gently as the fish were swimming like they had all the time in the world. I look forward just in time to see the branch that is about to hit me in the face so I close my mask on my helmet and grab the handle bars to get ready for the landing. As I hit the landing ramp time speeds up again and all the people come rushing to see me and congratulate me on being the first ever to safely land "No Mans Creek".

Dear Santa

I know this wish may a bit expensive but you have elves that can make it... For Christmas I would like a Mac lap top that would be great it would be perfect for home work in my room and that way I would be able to do my home work in peace(and I would get lots more done).

If your elves can not make all the little stuff I could sent some money so they could buy them and your elves could put it all together. If there is anything else that you need just write back.

Yours Truly:

Penutbutter Jelly Boy

(AKA Brody)

I Want

Dear parents, "I know that you may not be up too this but for Christmas I would like a Mac laptop, but if you don`t get me one the manufacturer will have too take it back and Past Shop would not make any money from it and dads favorite store could close down and I know that dad would not like that." Sincerely Your Son.

Dear Son, "This is a big company and we are pretty sure that they would not lose too much money from one little laptop."("Your father would know"). Sincerely Your Parents.

Dear Parents, "It would be out of the way and not left on the counter all day and I would take care of it. Like when it breaks down I would take it in for repair." Sincerely Your responsible Son.

Dear Son, "So just saying if we did get it and it was always out of the way and it did break down, who would pay for the repair?" Sincerely Your Parents


Dear Parents, "If it is money you are worried about I am willing to save up and we could do half's maybe I pay two thirds and you one maybe." Sincerely Your financial Son

Dear son, "No it is not money (well maybe a little) but that is beside the point you just don`t need one." Sincerely Your Parents

Dear Parents, "But it would be like the computer I never had." Sincerely Your Computer less Son

Dear Son, "You already have a computer up stairs." Sincerely Your Parents

Dear Parents, "Yes we do but the whole family shares that computer and it takes hours just to load the Hooble search page." Sincerely Your impatient Son

Dear Son, "Yes we know but the rest o your family is patient." Sincerely Your Parents
P.S. "It only takes one minute and forty five seconds"
P.S.S. "Go look on your desk"

Dear Parents, "YES!!!" "I love you guys thanks so much just what I wanted a Mac."

My 90th Street Story

My 90th street street story all began and a rainy morning when I was trying to write an essay for English but I could not think of anything to write about. Until I saw a cop chase on TV and started to write about that until I had no more to write, so I decided to go down to the cop shop and talk to a cop about the average day/life of a cop. I walked to the cop station and went to the front desk and asked the lady if there were any officers I could talk to. She asked me why and I explained to her about my essay and how i had no idea of what to write about and how I saw the cop chase on TV and decided that I wanted to talk to a cop. So she paged me into one of the head policemen there, and as I said thanks and headed for chief Wallie Wobbles room and the Secretary said to me "Make sure that you always watch the whole TV screen and not just the action."I thanked her and went on my way. I got to chief Wallie`s office and knocked a very high pitched voice said "come in." I opened the door and saw a huge pile of empty donut boxes and an even bigger pile of full ones. Chief Wallie pushed five empty donut boxes onto the floor and gestured for me to sit down in the chair in front of his desk. We had a great chat I asked him all my questions and I was wiping my mouth with a napkin as I got to the door I threw away my napkin and said "thanks" and as I opened the door he said to me "There are words everywhere, especially in donuts."I closed the door behind me and thought, "that's the second piece of advice today." I was walking down the street on my way home and I spotted a homeless man on the side of the road pushing a cart. So I walked over to him and said "hi" and he said "hi how are you?" I said "not bad but I am having a problem with my English essay." He asked me if he could borrow some money for some food so I gave him five bucks and as I walked away he said to me "make your story exciting." "I see allot of exiting things out on the streets." That's the third piece of advice today I thought. I waved good bye and started walking again. I was almost home now I turned the corner took a few more steps and walked up my front steps. My parents yelled hello and I said hi I walked into the living room and saw dad with the Sunday news he asked where I had been so I told him everything and he said "OK" and I was about to go to my room to try to write this story right when my dad said "always say what if ? in your story." I said "great thanks" and went to write my master piece.