Wednesday, January 19, 2011
10 words story
I was a PUNY boy and every one always teased me about it and I would also FLOP around alot in class. But on day my freinds were BAMBOOZLED when I came to school one day and saw that I was now BOMBASTICER than them. I started the day eith pounding on all the little PUNY bullies that had bullied me and that got most of the anger out then all the girls came up to me and asked if I could be thier "body guard" from the bullies and I said yes. At lunch I was eating with my PRONG and the food tasted SCREWY then I felt a weird feeling, as all the other guys were BUFFOONERYING around in the back corner I felt WOOZY so I DUBED my tummy and I felt a little DULL.
Friday, January 7, 2011
My Historic Landmark
I will some day be very famous for my Historic Landmark I will some day make the hugest rubber band ball and I will place it in Edmonton AB and it will be the biggest tourist attraction in the world and every one will come from all over the world to see it. Yes it will take a while but I will also invent the biggest robot to help me build the ball and it will be my servent and we will build lots of huge Historic Landmarks like we build the biggest dirtbike and jump and it will go the fastest and we will call it the Monster Bike and we will invent a whole new sport instead of monster turcks there will be monster bikes
Dear Santa #2
Dear Santa all I want for Christmas is a laptop preferably a Mac if you don`t mind it just seems better than a PC it is faster, it looks better, more people have them, and they just seem more dependable, that would be the best present ever. It would be great for my room with homework I would take care of it and keep it in good shape and if it ever broke down I would take care of the repairs.
If you don`t think that I am responsible enough to have one, that is okay if you do not bring one maybe I can prov it to you over the year and maybe you will change your mind.
sincerely Peanut butter Jelly Boy.
(Brody L)
If you don`t think that I am responsible enough to have one, that is okay if you do not bring one maybe I can prov it to you over the year and maybe you will change your mind.
sincerely Peanut butter Jelly Boy.
(Brody L)
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Creek Jump
I am cheered on by roaring fans as I attempt to jump the "No Mans Creek" jump. I am starting to rethink this idea but it is too late. I simply can't chicken out now. I have to do this even if I don't make it, I will at least have tried. I am pumped and I finally feel ready so I hit the gas and leave in a flash. I have to be at precisely 75 kilometers per hour in order to make the jump but as I almost reach the ramp I realize that I am not going to have enough speed to make it so I engaged the nitrous and reached 74.7 kilometers per hour. The second I left the jump it felt like time just slowed down, I felt like I was flying. I let go of the handle bars to spread my arms out as I was flying. I looked around me and I see roaring fans all cheering in slow motion and clapping. I look directly down and see the river flowing ever so gently as the fish were swimming like they had all the time in the world. I look forward just in time to see the branch that is about to hit me in the face so I close my mask on my helmet and grab the handle bars to get ready for the landing. As I hit the landing ramp time speeds up again and all the people come rushing to see me and congratulate me on being the first ever to safely land "No Mans Creek".
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